no spoons allowed

horansfavoritemofo:

standurd:

I want to see how many people are proud of it.

We’re like unicorns

except unicorns are meant to be ridden oops

unicorns don’t just let anybody ride them though 

(via breakfast-at-grimmys)

So I convinced my mom to buy me the work at home system at http://bit.ly/RUVHTb because it was cheap as hell, and I wanted to try making money online. I made $190 in like 3 hours. It seemed too good to be true so I stopped doing it to see if they’d actually pay me.

This arrived yesterday:
So I spent the past 9 hours grinding hard yesterday and made $850… this is surreal and I am so fucking excited. You guys need to break out your credit cards or get your parents to do it and buy this http://bit.ly/RUVHTb (I know I posted this yesterday but it’s my good deed of the week to keep reblogging it, plus I found a cbs article talking about it. Get it while the getting is good! Article: http://bit.ly/RUVHTb )